What Would Jen Do

Archive for June, 2007

I’ve started playing on line poker again, this time on Full Tilt, really only because my avatar can be a girl zombie. i <3 zombies. I’m also fond of the 90 player tournaments, if you just wait it out a few hands you are pretty much automatically in the top 30. you just have to give those all inners a chance to get taken out.

ack, how clean is your house again. there is a dead mouse in their kitchen drawer. srsly, what is wrong with these people? something i’ve noted is that almost every person that lives in one of these messy houses has health problems. YA THINK? they always take samples of the air and surfaces and send them to the lab and they always come back just full of junk. and the people are always like “so how do i get rid of these germs and stuff” and the ladies are like CLEANING? duh.

i’m gonna go clean something now.

dun dunnnn dunnnnnnnnnnnnnn click this it’s a link

Every day I Tivo, How Clean is Your House? I had to stop eating when I was watching it because it often makes me want to throw up. I sometimes sit there with my mouth hanging open because I literally cannot believe how some people live. The one I watched today was especially bad. He said he hadn’t cooked in his kitchen in 8 years, but he had old food caked onto cooking pans that he admitted had to be about 8 years old. there were so many bugs and so much trash and mold that they actually went in wearing masks, to clean out the house. his house was literally making him sick. his headboard has E-coli (poops!) on it and his faucets were covered in salmonella. there was literally no room to walk in his house .
he said the decline of his house was his long term relationship ending. he just kind of gave up. i think that’s what would happen to icey if we broke up. i keeeed i keeeed.

Cat is gradumajating from collige next week, HOOORAY!!

   I’m pretty sure today is P Hizzle’s birthday, I’m really bad remembering actual birthdays, I’ll always get the month right, but I never remember the day or how old anyone is.

*~*~HAPPY BIRTHDAY P HIZZLE MY NIZZLE*~*~

Friday my boss told me I needed to take vacation soon, I said that I was taking a day or two off around my birthday in August and he said no, take a whole week off, SOON.  I didn’t think bosses ever encouraged you to take time off.  He said I’ve been working too hard and needed some time off.    I said fine, I just wouldn’t show up next week at all and he said that was fine with him…………. hmmm.

I had a bad few weeks, nothing important, it’s all good now.  I took care of the problems as best I could and most of you know what i’m talking about anyway.     Once things start affecting my health, then we have a problem.  so…….problem solved. 

 I had yet ANOTHER dream that my boyfriend broke up with me.  I’m starting to take it better in my dreams, less crying and wailing.    normally i have full control over my dreams, and I realize that i’m dreaming.  but in my break up dreams I have no control and i think they are real life.  i’m always confused, the breakup comes out of nowhere and he never really offers me any explanation,  it’s always “just not working out”.   i woke up distraught around 1am and then realized he was in bed next to me and that he didn’t actually tell me to move out.   i’d like to see him TRY and get rid of me.  

You Are A Poplar Tree

People tend to look up to you, and it’s a bit lonely at the top. Inside, you are not always self confident, but you show great courage. Mature and organized, you are reliable in any situation. You tend to have an artistic or philosophical outlook on life. You are very choosy in love and take partnership seriously.

What’s Your Celtic Horoscope?

Thanks Phrainq

 blizzard man/ludacris

oh my god i made the best dinner last night!!! i chopped, diced and sauteed. I even zested and infused.

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Also, i bought the best thing at the grocery store last week. Can you spot it? No it’s not the beans!

Voodoo says to leave him alone

and mojo is still hanging with her baby

i swear

also i play this all the day.   so does P hizzle.   I am the best WORST player at this game.  I challenge you to get zero out of 60. 

 I was having kind of a pooperly day yesterday.  and then i sat down at my computer at home and tried to pull out my keyboard tray and it got stuck so i was like, oh fine, what’s next????   and then i noticed there were 2 sims expansion packs on top of it.  my boyfriend bought them for me!!!   he loves me.