What Would Jen Do

Archive for August, 2007

after about a year of looking, i finally decided on a new chair.   Icey calls it the 24 chair.   It looks a lot like my old chair, i’m not up for much change in my life these days.    i’ll have it in 6-8 weeks when they cover it in the fabric of my choice.  which may or may not semi sort of match the furniture already in my living room. 

last night i found ANOTHER scorpion.   i am so close to quitting my job to stay home and look for scorpions full time, or move entirely.    I was so lucky last night that I didn’t get stung, it was ready and it was coming after me.   I was cornered in the laundy room and had to yell for backup.   

In one way or another, I’m going to be prepared.

First he got me this book, and now this one. But I think to be really safe, I’m going to need this.

Ok this more than makes up for the creepy annoying cereal kid.   This commercial is the awesome.

this commercial drives me bat shit insane. when it comes on TV i have to turn it off. You know that mom shoved food into his mouth just to get him to shut the eff up.

another scorpion!    we had one scorpion all year and then suddenly they are showing up every few days.   Last nights was HUGE.  it was really fat and didn’t look like they normally do, it was like a scorpion on steroids.    I have been very antsy lately, always on the lookout for them, and obviously for good reason.  I’m scared now and am going to go thru all my dogs blankets and beds and double check for any stragglers.   I’ll get stung again, that’s fine, but I cannot let my dogs get stung. 

I’ve got the pest control guys coming out again and this time they are dusting for scorpions as well.   If you come over, wear shoes, and watch where you walk.   and if you see one, don’t over react, it sets the dogs off. 

 Also, the family channel started showing re-runs of one of my favorite shows 8 simple rules for dating my teenage daughter, and now i can’t watch it for like 3 days because they are up to the episodes where John Ritter died in real life and they wrote his death into the show.  And i CANNOT watch those episodes at all.   because you can tell the actors are really really crying and i am a sympathetic cryer.   i wish i were a sympathetic puker instead.  

Thanks to everyone who came over last night for my b-day! You may not have let me win in poker, but at least i didn’t go out first. I loved all of my presents!!!!

here’s mojo chillaxin’ last night.  what a little slut!

*~*~happy birthday to arnold and his penis tongue.*~*~

I can haz cheezburger?

HOOOOORAY Cat and Skrappy are engaged! Tell them congratulations the next time you see them.

Today I found a HUGE scorpion in my front room, it was easily 3 inches long, and fortunately for me not that smart or fast. I killed it with a 25 lb. bar weight, one handed. I didn’t know i was that strong. That was pretty much enough to kill the workout mood, and honestly, i’m always looking for any reason not to work out. So then I ate potato chips.

today i am 32.9856262833675546187284599589 years old.

Voo on day one of his eye sicky

Voo on day two, the day we got medicines.

voo on day three, notice how his eyes are not looking straight ahead

Voo saying “i’m all better now mommy!”

Mojo got another new baby to lay her head on.

he wasn’t really having any of this

This is Voo Ross, he paints happy little dog treats